First Famous Outlines
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COSTELLO: Hé, Abbott, say to me about this new club of ball downtown. I hear that they are really good. ABBOTT: They are, Costello. COSTELLO: Well, which is on the team? Which are their names? ABBOTT: I will say to you that, the players nowadays, they sure have some funny names, names goofy... COSTELLO: Well, for example, which is lit first? ABBOTT: Who. COSTELLO: Is this what I want to know. Who is lit first? ABBOTT: Who. COSTELLO: Who? ABBOTT: Who. COSTELLO: Who is the first baseman? ABBOTT: It is its name, which. COSTELLO: Who is his name? ABBOTT: Right-hand side. Its name is which. COSTELLO: Thus, somebody named who plays the first base? ABBOTT: With precision. COSTELLO: I see. Which is the name of the type on the second basis? ABBOTT: You are right. What is the name of the type on the second basis. COSTELLO: Which is its name? ABBOTT: What is its name. Its name is what. COSTELLO: And third base? ABBOTT: I do not know. COSTELLO: You do not know his name, or is its name me do not know? ABBOTT: Its name is me do not know. COSTELLO: Fascination. Thus, primarily, all the players on this team have names which are answers to the questions, or are pronouns which can be easily interpreted like answers to the questions. Do you have a jug? ABBOTT: Tomorrow. COSTELLO: And a glove of baseball? ABBOTT: Today. COSTELLO: It must be muddling like hell. ABBOTT: You do not badinez. COSTELLO: To tell me their names well, thank you, bud. ABBOTT: You are welcome, Lou. COSTELLO: Goodbye.
ABBOTT: Goodbye.
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