EXT. GERMANY - TRAIN TRACKS - DAY - MADDEN AND BUBBA
lie in wait on a hill above. Bubba pulls out a pair of high-powered binoculars and looks through them.
BUBBA
MADDEN
BUBBA
MADDEN (beat)
INT. BUTCHER SHOP - BUTKUS AND CSONKA
are looking over the offerings in the butcher's case.
BUTKUS
A BUTCHER appears. BUTCHER
BUTKUS
The butcher doesn't understand, so Butkus points to it in the case. The butcher smiles and starts to weigh the meat for them as we
INT. TROLLEY CAR - THE FRIDGE
makes his way through a packed crowd of BERLINERS.
EXT. ALLEYWAY - THE BOZ
appears lost as he consults the map in the playbook.
is a dense, detailed map of "Berlin, ca. 1933" and probably inscrutable to the free-spirited Boz.
scratches his head as we WIDEN to reveal, behind him, covering an entire wall, a poster advertising the "Herr Deutschland" contest, with a large arrow pointing across the street.
EXT. TRAIN TRACKS - WIDE - MADDEN AND BUBBA
watch from the hill as we HEAR the sound of a train approaching.
keep their gaze fixed on the tracks as the train gets closer, and louder. And then we HEAR the SCREECHING wheels of a train derailing and CRASHING. They wince and hide their eyes as we
EXT. TRAIN WRECK - A LITTLE LATER - MADDEN AND BUBBA
are now dressed as a Nazi blimp captain (Madden) and his chauffeur (Bubba). They approach a couple of S.S. OFFICERS and hand them their papers. The officers study the papers assiduously, raising a skeptical eyebrow or two, and then, with lingering suspicion, salute and click their heels. Bubba opens the door of a long Mercedes limousine for Madden, and then takes the wheel as we
EXT. UNIVERSITY OF BERLIN - AFTERNOON - ESTABLISHING
INT. UNIVERSITY EMPLOYMENT OFFICE - THE DOOR
opens and The Fridge pops his head in. A SECRETARY reacts, somewhat surprised to see him.
SECRETARY (in German)
THE FRIDGE (in German)
SECRETARY (in German)
THE FRIDGE (in English)
SECRETARY (in German)
THE FRIDGE
SECRETARY (in German)
EXT. THEATER - DAY - LONG LINES
of GERMANS, including a large number of NAZIS.
is looking out the window while, all around him, BLONDE ARYAN BODY BUILDERS stretch, oil themselves, and get ready for the contest. He steps back from the window and strips to the waist. The room goes silent. The Boz strikes an intimidating pose.
The other contestants are totally psyched out.
EXT. UNIVERSITY OF BERLIN - MAIN GATE KIOSK - THE FRIDGE
is at his new post, wearing the relatively tiny guard's hat. A car pulls up to the kiosk.
MED. SHOT - THE DRIVER
of the car speaks for himself and his passenger.
THE FRIDGE
DRIVER
The Fridge shakes his head. DRIVER (continuing; in German)
THE FRIDGE (in German)
The driver shrugs, disappointed. DRIVER (in German)
The Fridge points them in the wrong direction and they start to turn around as another car pulls up, this one containing Csonka and Butkus. The Fridge waves them through as we
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