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with Bubba and Madden in it is cruising along, another official-looking car right behind them.
drives while glancing over at a map in his playbook.
MADDEN
BUBBA
MADDEN
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continues to follow them closely.
notices the other car in the rear-view mirror.
MADDEN
BUBBA
Madden turns around and looks through the rear window. MADDEN
BUBBA
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begins.
INT. THEATER - THE "HERR DEUTSCHLAND" CONTESTANTS
are lined up on stage, wearing thirties-era black bathing suits, and posing for the appreciative audience of mostly male Nazi Party members. The Boz stands out. He's bigger, more muscular, and the only one with a tattoo and earrings.
to an appreciative Adolf Hitler and, seated next to him, an attractive blonde, EVA BRAUN.
WIDE SHOT - THE CONTESTANTS
anxiously wait to hear their names.
HERMAN BILD steps forward, to mild applause. EMCEE'S VOICE (V.O.) (continuing; in German)
HEINIE MANUSH steps forward, to mild applause. EMCEE'S VOICE (V.O.) (continuing; in German)
WOLFGANG CLAUSEWITZ steps forward, to mild applause. EMCEE'S VOICE (V.O.) (continuing; in German)
LUDWIG ZEISS steps forward, to mild applause. EMCEE'S VOICE (V.O.) (continuing; in German)
The Boz steps forward, and the place goes nuts. MED. SHOT - HITLER AND EVA BRAUN are applauding wildly.
INT. OFFICE - EINSTEIN
is reading, and making notes. His office resembles a messy research library, awash in books and papers.
are trying to be inconspicuous, while searching for Einstein's office.
CSONKA (looks at watch)
BUTKUS
CSONKA
They go over to a door with "103" on it. BUTKUS
CSONKA
BUTKUS
CSONKA
BUTKUS (girds himself)
He opens the door and they do an Alphonse and Gaston, neither going in. Then they try to walk in at the same time and wedge themselves in the doorway. INT. OFFICE - EINSTEIN
looks up and is, naturally, surprised.
BUTKUS
EINSTEIN
The boys free themselves and enter. BUTKUS
EINSTEIN (beat)
Csonka pulls out some rocks. EINSTEIN (continuing)
CSONKA
EINSTEIN
CSONKA
Csonka reveals a small camera. CSONKA (continuing)
EINSTEIN
Butkus reveals the sneakers with the light in the heels. BUTKUS
EINSTEIN
CSONKA (beat)
Einstein shrugs, conceding the point. EINSTEIN (continuing)
BUTKUS
As Butkus starts to brief the great genius, we
EXT. HIGHWAY - BUBBA
has led his Nazi pursuers onto a rotary, where several roads meet and where other cars have gotten caught up in the circular chase that, at one point has Bubba following the Nazis. After several loops the boys exit -- with the Nazis still going around in circles as we
INT. THEATER - THE FIVE FINALISTS
in the "Herr Deutschland" contest are going through their final motions. The Boz, though, is getting all the cheers.
Wolfgang Clausewitz is met by BOOS from the audience as he's halfheartedly congratulated by the others, including The Boz. EMCEE'S VOICE (V.O.) (continuing; in German)
Herman Bild is booed even more, and hit in the face with a piece of fruit. EMCEE'S VOICE (V.O.) (continuing; in German)
By now the crowd has gotten so unruly -- and obviously impatient to see The Boz -- that the emcee is drowned out and the other contestants are chased off the stage. EMCEE'S VOICE (V.O.) (continuing; shouting, in German)
The audience goes nuts, especially Hitler and Eva.
INT. THEATER - A LITTLE LATER - THE BOZ
accepts the "Herr Deutschland" sash from a fawning Hitler.
shake hands while The Boz eyes an adoring Eva Braun, sitting in the first row.
resembles a vise closing on a rubber hand as we HEAR the CRUNCHING sound of Hitler's hand being crushed.
is in extreme pain but refuses to show it, channeling it all into his mustache, which curls up.
is obviously taken with The Boz as we
EXT. HIGHWAY - BUBBA AND MADDEN
are seemingly in the clear, having lost their Nazi pursuers, for now.
is looking back through the rear window.
BUBBA
MADDEN
BUBBA
MADDEN
BUBBA
MADDEN
We HEAR the sound of a TIRE BLOWING out. BUBBA
MADDEN
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pulls off the highway as we
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