INT. UNIVERSITY LECTURE HALL - PROFESSOR
types are filling all the available seats as they anxiously wait for Einstein to appear.
are throwing books and files into boxes as fast as they can as Einstein paces nervously.
Einstein hands him a couple of pages.
Butkus exits as we
INT. BEER HALL - THE BOZ
is seated at a table with Hitler, Eva Braun, HEINRICH HIMMLER and JOSEPH GOEBBELS.
(adoringly, in German)
(suspiciously, in German)
(suspiciously, in German)
The Boz points to a spot under Goebbels's chin, then, when he looks down, clucks him on the nose. The others all laugh.
A sudden chill settles in and The Boz, sensing he's said something a bit inappropriate, gets up from the table.
He kisses her, and then makes a fast exit before a stunned and humiliated Hitler and Co. can react.
INT. BEER HALL KITCHEN - THE BOZ
barrels his way through the kitchen.
comes flying through, in hot pursuit.
One of the COOKS hurls a bag of potatoes at the fleeing Boz, then turns, realizes it's Hitler and comes to attention.
He salutes Hitler, then slaps himself on the nose, forcing Hitler to respond in kind as we
EXT. BEER HALL - BACK ALLEY - THE BOZ
emerges from the back door clutching a bag of potatoes. He looks around at all the official Nazi vehicles, including a motorcycle and sidecar. Suddenly he's struck by a brilliant idea, as we
EXT. HIGHWAY SHOULDER - NIGHT - MADDEN AND BUBBA
are changing a flat tire.
Bubba does so and Madden starts to jack up the car.
Another car pulls onto the shoulder behind them.
A foursome of fearsome Nazis steps out of the car and approach.
(to other Nazis)
The Nazis make a move towards Madden and Bubba as we
EXT. UNIVERSITY - THE FRIDGE
looks at his watch nervously.
He picks up the telephone and starts to dial as we
INT. LECTURE HALL - THE MANY PROFESSORS
in the audience listen with great interest as one of them, ENRICO FERMI, stands and asks a question to O.S.
WIDE - BUTKUS
is at the front of the hall, barbecue at his side.
He gets a rousing ovation.
VOICE FROM THE BACK (O.S.)
The audience urges him to stay as we
EXT. BEER HALL - HITLER
and his band of merry men pile into their cars and try to start them, but they all backfire, creating LOUD BANGS and some black exhaust smoke.
CLOSE SHOT - A POTATO
stuffed in a car's exhaust pipe.
EXT. STREET - NIGHT - CLOSE SHOT - THE BOZ
is racing through Berlin on the motorcycle.
to reveal Eva Braun riding in the sidecar.
EXT. HIGHWAY SHOULDER - NIGHT - THE NAZIS
are back in their car, seated, staring straight ahead, vacant looks on their faces.
are just finishing changing the tire.
They start to get in the car, and then look over at the Nazis.
MED. SHOT - CAR - THE NAZIS
are still sitting straight up, vacant looks on their faces -- and then one slumps forward, and then another, and then another, and then another, and we