EXT. GERMAN SKY - NIGHT - THE BLIMP
is sailing across the night sky.
is seated on the floor of the gondola, white as a sheet.
to reveal Einstein leaning over him.
MADDEN
THE FRIDGE
WIDE SHOT - THE TWO BLIMPS
are about fifty yards from each other as we HEAR DRAMATIC CHASE MUSIC begin to build in the b.g.
reacts.
BUBBA
WIDE SHOT - THE NAZI BLIMP
is getting imperceptibly closer in the SLOWEST CHASE EVER as DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS.
is looking back at the Nazis through binoculars.
MADDEN (not looking)
EINSTEIN
No one argues with him. EINSTEIN (continuing; beat)
They all shrug and begin to throw things out of the gondola. WIDE SHOT - ALL KINDS OF THINGS
are being flung from the blimp as their lead begins to, very slowly of course, widen.
and Einstein are down to their underwear, but exultant.
THE BOZ (mockingly)
MADDEN
EXT. NAZI BLIMP - THE NAZIS
are not happy. They start to unload their clothes, some with men still in them, but it's too late as we
EXT. SKY - DAWN - THE BLIMP
is floating silently, and alone, above the lovely rolling countryside of rural France.
and Einstein are just waking up.
MADDEN
They look at the beautiful scenery below. The Fridge pulls out the binoculars and looks down. THE FRIDGE
The Boz grabs the binoculars for a look himself. THE BOZ
They all want a look. LOW ANGLE - FIELD - A COUPLE
is making love below.
is reacting appropriately.
EINSTEIN
As they wrestle for the binoculars we
EXT. PARISIAN SKY - DAY - THE BLIMP
is floating directly above the City of Light.
addresses the team from his post on the floor of the gondola, his eyes covered.
They remove the envelopes from their playbooks and open them. Each contains a piece of paper with some writing on it. MADDEN (continuing)
They hold the six pieces of paper out and study them for a beat. Even Einstein is stumped. And then Butkus sees something. BUTKUS
He rearranges the pieces until they form the words "The Eagle has landed." EINSTEIN
MADDEN
BUBBA
MADDEN
Just then we HEAR a LOUD POP. WIDE SHOT - THE BLIMP
has run into the point of the Eiffel Tower and begins to deflate.
near the base of the Eiffel tower. After a beat or two the entire gondola drops into view, gently lowering itself to the sidewalk. The team and Einstein, still in their underwear, try to be inconspicuous and casually stroll off while DOZENS of PARISIAN PEDESTRIANS gawk at this unlikely troupe of aerial daredevils.
CSONKA
EINSTEIN
MADDEN
EINSTEIN
MADDEN
EINSTEIN
MADDEN
EINSTEIN
Einstein rushes off as the team, somewhat uncomfortably, sits down on benches. THE FRIDGE
MADDEN
CSONKA (to Madden)
He holds out a stick of cheese to Madden. MADDEN
Madden takes it and starts eating. MADDEN (continuing; eating)
CSONKA
MADDEN
CSONKA
Madden's enjoyment of the cheese suddenly disappears as Einstein returns. EINSTEIN
MADDEN
EINSTEIN
MADDEN
BUBBA
CSONKA
EINSTEIN
TWO SHOT - THE BOZ AND BUTKUS
THE BOZ
BUTKUS
MED. SHOT - MADAME CURIE
appears. She's in her mid-sixties and is carrying a large pile of old clothes.
The boys leap to her aid and take the clothes from her. EINSTEIN
MADAME CURIE
MADDEN
They step inside a nearby subway entrance as we
A LITTLE LATER - THE TEAM
emerges from the subway. Only Einstein's suit is even close to the correct size.
MADDEN
The others chime in their thanks. MADDEN (continuing)
MADAME CURIE
They bid her farewell and she exits. MADDEN
THE FRIDGE (in French)
MADDEN
THE FRIDGE (in English)
THE BOZ
They all laugh as The Fridge exits and we
EXT. PARIS - A LITTLE LATER - MADDEN AND EINSTEIN
are enjoying pastries and conversation at an outdoor cafe on the Left Bank.
EINSTEIN
WIDEN
to reveal The Boz, Csonka, Bubba, and Butkus at the next table, devouring half of Paris.
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